breaking bad quotes 

“Sending him on a trip to Belize.”

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“I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.”

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“Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer.”

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“I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.”

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 “Right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.”

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“Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.”

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“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really… I was alive.”

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“I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I’ve made choices.”

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“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”

WALTER WHITE

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“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.”

WALTER WHITE

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“What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.”

WALTER WHITE

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“I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.”

SAUL GOODMAN

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“The moral of the story is… I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.”

MIKE EHRMANTRAUT

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 “We’re all on the same page. The one that says, ‘If I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.’”

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“Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what, 60? He’s just gonna break bad?”

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“Even the government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.”

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‘Put me on your magical boat, man, and sail me down your chocolatey river of meth!’

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‘Hey, man, I’m slingin’ mad volume and fat stackin’ benjis, you know what I’m sayin’? I can’t be all about, like, spelling and shit.’

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 “I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that.” – Walter White Jr.

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“Scientists love lasers.” – Saul Goodman

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“Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, Science!” – Jesse Pinkman

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“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.” – Jesse Pinkman

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Look, let’s start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

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‘If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.’

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‘They’re rocks’ –  Skyler’s Sister Marie Schrader (played by Betsy Brandt)

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“And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up, and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

GUSTAVO FRING

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“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.”

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“I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50-years I spent like that.”

WALTER WHITE

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“When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility.”

GUSTAVO FRING

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“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.”

GUS FRING

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As it was illegal, Walter finds himself in over his head in the drug underworld. Walter’s brother-in-law, Hank Schrader,

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Meanwhile is head of a DEA team starts investigating about “Heisenberg,” Walter’s alter ego.

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So if you haven’t watched breaking bad yet… Make sure you do! It’s funny too!