Funny jokes in english for friends

Honey: What is the height of stupidity?

Bunny: Ummmmm.....Let me think.

Honey: Think, Think

Bunny: Two ladies sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the corner seat.

Honey faints on hearing this.

Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?

Josh: I don't know.

Why?

Chad: Because

they're good at trick questions.

David: Why did the broom get a poor grade.

Dan: I don't know.

Why?

David: Because it was always sweeping during class!

Santu: How do you know that carrots are good for the eyes? 

Bantu: Fool, you don't even know this. 

Have you ever seen a carrot with glasses?

Teacher: Tommy,

can you tell us where the declaration of independence was signed? 

Tommy: Yes, ma'am.

Teacher: Tell me where? 

Tommy: At the bottom right of the paper. 

The teacher almost fainted on hearing this.