Top 20 Stephen Colbert Quotes

Top 20 Stephen Colbert Quotes

 Stephen Colbert is an American writer, comedian, producer, actor, political commentator and TV host. He is best known for hosting the satirical Comedy Central program The Colbert Report. So here is a list of the famous Inspirational quotes by Stephen Colbert to entertain you.

1. “The more you know, the sadder you get.”

2. “Equations are the devil’s sentences.”

3. “I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.”

4. “Agnostics are just atheists without balls.”

5. “There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.”

6. “In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, ’Keep your facts, I’m going with the truth.'”

7. “The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy’s fear”

8. “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.”

9. “I cannot stand people who disagree with me on the issue of Roe v. Wade… which I believe is about the proper way to cross a lake.”

10. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.”

11. “It is a well-known fact that reality has liberal bias.”

12. “I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.”

13. “When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday — no matter what happened Tuesday.”

14. “it’s back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.”

15. “If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”

16. “If I had a dime for every time that I was wrong, I’d be broke.”

17. “It’s like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.”

18. “Attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway.”

19. “I love the truth. It’s the facts I’m not a fan of.”

20. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? The Truth. No joke.”